Like a skipping stone bouncing across a cess pool, I will be dropping into Canberra on my way from Canada to New Zealand. If you would like to catch up, or introduce your attractive single friends to a man who has burst through the crotch of 60% of his pants, contacting me via the internets is probably more reliable than trying my mobile, which will surely have run out of credit.
I'll be in town from the 11th until the 23rd. My interests include skiing, short unromantic walks with a heavy pack, living in squalor and telling stories that make me sound more adventurous and capable than I really am.
To my regular reader(s?) in NZ, fear not. I'll be back in your country to endure your gentle discrimination, excellent skiing and affordable "meat" products soon.
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